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Short Funny Stories with Moral Lessons 1. It was winter and a tiny bird was flying. Unfortunately the bird froze due to extreme cold and dropped to the ground onto a large field.

He lay there until a cow came over and dropped some dung on him.

The already paralyzed bird lay there in the pile of cow dung blaming his bad luck. Very soon he realized how warm he was getting, and felt life returning into him.

He felt so happy about his fortunate situation that he started to sing out of joy.

That is when a passing cat heard him and came closer to take a look.

The cat was excited to find the bird lying there covered in dung, and immediately dug him out, and ate him.


(1) Everyone who shits on you is not your enemy.

(2) Everyone that gets you out of shit is not your friend.

(3) It’s good to keep your mouth shut, when you are in deep shit!

Short Funny Stories with Moral Lessons 2. A priest was driving when he was stopped by a nun asking for a lift. The priest obliged and she got in. Once she got in she crossed her gown to expose her leg.

The priest couldn’t resist, and quickly slid his hands up her leg.

The nun exclaimed, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129 from the bible?’

The priest promptly removed his hand, but still couldn’t keep himself under control. He again moved his hand over the nun’s legs after a little while.

Once again the nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129 from the bible?’

Priest decided to give up considering his spiritual status. He dropped the nun safely at her convent, and rushed to the church. There he picked up the bible to check Psalm 129, and it read, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.


Always stay informed in your job; else you will miss the glory.

Short Funny Stories with Moral Lessons3. A manager and two of his assistants, one a female and other a male were walking down the street when they come upon an old oil lamp. Out of curiosity they try rubbing the lamp, and a Genie appears.

The genie in a booming voice offers to give each of them a wish.

‘Me first, blurt the female assistant, and continues wishing to go to Bahamas where she would own a big house, and would enjoy a big bank balance

Poof! And, she is gone!

‘Me next!’ says the male assistant and asks to be in Hawaii, surrounded by beautiful young girls, and nothing to worry about.

Granted! And, he’s gone.

Now it is the manager’s turn, and he says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.


Always let your boss have the first say.


Short Funny Stories with Moral Lessons 4. There was an eagle relaxing on a tree resting.

A small rabbit came to the eagle requested if it can sit like the eagle and do nothing?’

The eagle said: ‘Sure, go ahead’

Feeling happy the rabbit rested on the ground below.

And out of nowhere a fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Short Funny Stories with Moral Lessons 5. A turkey was talking to a bull.

‘I love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven’t got the energy.’ it said.

‘Well, why don’t you eat some of my dung? They are full of nutrients that will energize you and help you go up the tree’ replied the bull. ’

The turkey ate a bit of dung, and could reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, he ate some more and reached the second branch.

And, finally the day arrived, and he was sitting on the top of the branch feeling proud.

But a hunter noticed him and shot him out of the tree.


Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there!


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